I Am So Glad Mike Bloomberg Is Going To Be My Mayor Soon

mayor mike had this to say today (courtesy TPM):

"There are lots of threats to you in the world. There's the threat of a heart attack for genetic reasons. You can't sit there and worry about everything. Get a life. You have a much greater danger of being hit by lightning than being struck by a terrorist.

let me see if i have this straight: mike bloomberg, the mayor of new york, is telling us to not be afraid? what is the world coming to? doesn't he realize the grave threat we are all in? bloomberg must not understand the world at large. after all, the man he succeeded, rudy guiliani, has much, much more foreign policy experience than mayor mike and rudy is constantly telling me to be afraid, so clearly mike bloomberg has no idea what he is talking about.

please run for president, mayor mike. this democrat will vote for you no matter what ticket you are on.